Tuesday
sausage
Sausage dogs a go go at Salts Mill last weekend, amongst the IPad drawings and the rolling cameras found these little chaps.
sun searching...............
Possibly not the cleverest choice in day trips but possibly one of the bravest , despite icy cold forecasts P & I decided to take a day out to Scarborough. The sun through the clouds really was beautiful and I risked frost bite on my fingers to grab these few little snaps.
festive fodder
Christmas was great in the Joyce household this year, some things were a little change from the norm but all positive, once again I was spoilt rotten by lots of lovely people and the highlight of my brilliant xmas dinner was my alternative chocolate orange biscuit and custard dessert. not being a fan of the traditional boozy fruit cake I really enjoyed tucking into my chocolate orange flavoured treat.
Monday
TOWIE
Whilst I shudder to utter the word TOWIE Im packing my white stilettos pumping up the fake tan and glueing on the eyelashes as we speak. This weekend Matthew I will be................. An essex girl!
maybe the following will come in handy..........
alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item
amant - Quantity; sum total (“Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend”)
assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc
awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost (“That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t’day”)
branna - More brown than on a previous occasion (“Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?”)
cort a panda - A rather large hamburger
Dan in the maff - Unhappy (“Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff”)
eye-eels - Women’s shoes
Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre
garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: “Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper”)
Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island
lafarjik - Lacking in energy (“I feel all lafarjik“)
OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs
paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport
reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover (“I couldn’t elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig”)
Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV’s, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday
tan - The city of London , the big smoke
webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. (“Webbats is me dole card Trace? I’ve gotta sign on in arf hour”)
wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police
zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. (“I told ya a fazzand times already”)
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